365.89: Some progress with Chia Obama
by Adam Kuban
The Chia Obama seems to have a design flaw. The water seeps out too quickly, so the top of his head is relatively less moist than the bottom. Subsequently, his “hair” grows better toward the bottom but not on top.
I wonder if the president would be pleased to know that his Chia likeness exhibits male pattern baldness.

Comments
Maybe you could either spritz the top of the head or place a wet paper towel on the top for a while to help him grow “hair” on top of his head.